Every year during the holiday season, children across the globe eagerly line up to snap a photo with Santa Claus, sharing their wishes in hushed tones. They look forward to meeting the jolly old man with a long white beard, delightfully quirky spectacles, and a vibrant red suit paired with shiny black boots. Sadly, not every child gets to meet the genuine Santa and instead finds themselves perched on the knee of a rather unsettling character who seems to have wandered straight out of a Nightmare Before Christmas scene. 1.Santa Looks Like A Professional Wrestler… “Whatcha Gonna Dooo When Santa-Mania Runs Wild On Youuu?!?! 2.Merry Christmas. Now Get Off My…